who wants to make ocs with me

i want to do that thing like in cartoons where i hold auditions for a new best friend

“eyup,” i motion for the kids to sit down as i ease my weather worn form into my chair. “i was outnumbered 4 to 1, and plenty in need of an escape plan. there was only one viable escape route i could see, but in order to get to it i’d have to bunch up against the wall and move around the group of em.” i looked at their little faces, wide with anticipation “eyuh, in order to blend in a had to act natural. twirled my hair a lil bit, giggled a few times. once i was certain they bought it i slowly made my way to the bathroom. heard em talkin bout how they were sure one of the girls in their hall was a lesbo, laughin about how they were gonna taunt her. it was then i knew they were onto me.” one of the kids, billy, let out a dramatic gasp, “grandma did they come after you??? did they catch you grandma??” i chuckled and pulled him up onto my knee, “no sir, your granny was the fastest gay this side of the country. i made it to the bathroom and locked that door tight just in time. and when i came out, they’d vanished like ghosts.”

oh my god they 

are making

offensive comments about gay ladies

please fucking stop oh my god one of you will not leave my domain alive, i will kill all that i can reach with my tiny yet wrathful hands

im going to go cry this is the worst thing that happened to me today and i already embarrassed myself in public really bad so you know this must be terrible

oh my god my roommate brought all her friends into our dorm to like sleep over or some shit and didnt even tell me haha

hahaahah

HAHAAHAHAHAHHA

I HAVE GARBAGE EVERYWHERE

I AM DYING SLOWLY

Why does it look like she stole Jessie’s outfit from team rocket

:^)

the auto-fight feature is very important for a game to have for me

CORPSE-PARTY

im not coming within like 20ft of that game, i saw an lp it is not pretty

sachiko…………

ALSO thats not an rpgmaker game and neither is mad father